Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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