Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
