Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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