They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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