Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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