I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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