is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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