Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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