shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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