my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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