Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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