Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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