Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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