i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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