i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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