woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
