He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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