How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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