nut hugger
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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