You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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