Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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