then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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