he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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