The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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