so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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