And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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