Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
