# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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