Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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