You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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