Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How naked do you want me to be?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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