one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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