stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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