I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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