how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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