I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Randomize
