just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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