Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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