Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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