just come out here and I will go home with you...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
