I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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