nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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