...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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