I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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