But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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