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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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