So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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