grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Im part way to drunk.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
