Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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