it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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